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Can any amateur succeed at making a hairy woman video? The answer is yes--if the model is right. The plain fact is: Most of us would rather see a super-hairy honey shot by an amateur than an ordinary hairy honey shot by the greatest video director in the world.
Hot & Hairy Women # 1 is truly an amateur production. The camera often has trouble focusing. The girls receive no discernable direction; many shots are overlong and tedious. The cameraman, Michael, witlessly gabs nonstop during all three segments, the antidote for which is to turn off the sound altogether and clap on a Walkman. But two of the three girls, Laura--THE Laura: queen of the hairy honeys, with several videos under her belt--and Anne, Michael's wife, are so flagrantly hairy, and do a sufficient number of hot things both separately and together, to make this video a small sensation.
Laura, as fans of her other videos and numerous magazine layouts will recall, is pretty much totally hairy from the waist down: cunt, legs (both calves and thighs, front and back), and ass. She doesn't have a treasure trail, her wonderfully suckable puffy nipples are hairless, her pits sport magnificent bushes, and her forearms are pretty hairy, too, although Laura's hairy arms, ignored elsewhere, are ignored here, too.
But there are four things Laura does here that she doesn't do elsewhere, and they're all hot: She rolls back into a bicycle position to finally give us an up-close, non-fleeting view of one of the hairiest female assholes in America. (Hairy asshole fuckers will have a field day.) Laura also jerks herself off, violently rubbing her unbelievably hairy cunt and humping lewdly until she has a savage orgasm, literally screaming in ecstasy. For plastic penis fans, she then masturbates with a dildo. And she gets it on rather tepidly with Michael's wife Anne. Given that both girls are spectacularly hairy, the scene still sizzles.
The bisexual Anne has an attractive face and great body but weird hair: a great, straight, dyed-black mop reminiscent of horror host Elvira's. Undefined subroutine &main::she called at common/perl/d-mart.pm line 192. . Her body is hairless except for her cunt, but what a cunt. Thickly haired. Broad treasure trail. Great thigh spillage. Fabulously hairy asshole. And--this babe knows how to show it all off. If you don't shoot your load watching her jerk herself off, your cock is dead and you should see a doctor at once. Anne grabs great clutches of her pubic hair, humps wildly, fondles her clit, rakes her hairy mound with her fingers, gives us incredible fuck-me-in-the-ass shots, and has an explosive orgasm. You'll want to smoke a cigarette afterward.
Then Anne and Laura get together. Anne's the aggressor. Laura just sort of sits there shyly while Anne sucks her tits and buries her face into Laura's unbeatably hairy crotch. She eats Laura's hot cunt like it's the best meal she's ever had. Wait until you see her lick Laura's pits like she was eating a cunt!! She doesn't moan or move or do much of anything while Anne energetically laps away. Toward the end of the scene, Laura sucks Anne's tits and cunt a little. But the only thing hot about the action is the girls' hairiness.
Finally, Laura has another shy, largely passive encounter with the much younger Shannon, who, by the other women's standards, isn't hairy at all. Here Shannon is the aggressor in a tender scene that left us feeling blah. But then, the rest of the video is so sexy, it's hard to imagine what could have come next to surpass it. Highly recommended. If you purchased other Laura videos and found them hot but think you've seen all Laura has to show, you ain't seen nuthin' yet.
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